Saturday, July 9, 2011

Will You Marry Me? Quack Quack Waddle Waddle.......

The east Tennessee social event of the year occurs today at the duck pond in Fountain City, a part of the city of Knoxville.  Everybody who is anybody will be in attendance.

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Yes, my peeps, a gentleman by the name of Scott Crown will be married today.  The blushing bride is a duck---an inhabitant of the  the poop-filled waters of the town lake that is known as "the duck pond".

Undoubtedly, the ceremony will be officiated by a quack preacher.

While New York and other states pass laws legalizing homosexual marriage, Tennessee blazes the trail legalizing marital unions between man and beast.  Is this a great Kauntry, or what?
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17 comments:

  1. Karen Kyle EricsonJuly 9, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    Oy! Our kauntry is in a quandry! "My wife is just ducky and yours?"

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  2. Cindy EllisonJuly 9, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    Rubber ducky, you're so fine;
    Will you pretty please be mine?

    ♥

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  3. TexWisGirlJuly 9, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    too each his own. you can't help who you fall in love with, i say...

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  4. LisaJuly 9, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    are you invited? by the groom or the bride?

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  5. kelliJuly 9, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    "she eats bread. i'm allergic to gluten." ha! i really hope this is a joke. and i hope he doesn't get romantic with the poor thing *shudder*!!!

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  6. RHYTHM AND RHYMEJuly 9, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    Well to each their own I suppose, have you been invited? if so by which side.

    Have a wonderful week-end.
    Yvonne.

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  7. Rebecca MecomberJuly 9, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    I'm in New York and there are a dozen or so of us here orrified by the actions of the most dysfunctional state government in the union. They can pass such lousy laws but they can't manage to lower taxes...

    Sad thing about the new law is that businesses, even businesses (and schools) run by Christians, will be forced to hire/pay for benefits/tolerate homosexual unions or else be slammed with fines and jail time.

    Maranatha, Lord Jesus.

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  8. ~from my front porch in the mountains~July 9, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    Hi Clint! I found you via Texwis Girl :)
    I live in Monroe County, way over in Tellico Plains! A fellow east Tennessean!
    Nice to another blogger from the area.

    Your post is hilarious!! Geez. Makes one wonder...what is next!
    Have a wonderful day.
    misha

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  9. darlinJuly 9, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    I agree with from my front porch... what's next? lol Some organizations go to great lengths to prove a point... this one is a bit extreme if you ask me. What about the duck, if it's not happy in the marriage how will it get out of it? Have they even considered the poor ducks feelings? sheesh! lol Have a wonderful Saturday Clint, if you're off to a wedding have fun! ;-)

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  10. Jane @ Hard Work HomesteadJuly 9, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    My area might be on the edge of 'red neck' , so this is not even the strangest thing I have seen at a wedding ;)

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  11. VilisiJuly 9, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    I googled, 'man marries duck' just out of curiosity and was asked: Did you mean man marries dog? Oh dear....

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  12. BevJuly 9, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Are you serious? hmmmm wonder if the duck will remain faithful? OH well what does it mater now days.... God help us!!

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  13. AnonymousJuly 9, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    This is just too funny. I wonder where they are registered.
    Arkansas Patti

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  14. Debbie @ Swampbilly RanchJuly 9, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    I'm going to have to side with Bll OReilly on this one,

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  15. Patrinas PencilJuly 9, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    quack preacher! :) You are too funny Clint. I hear you're growing older by the hour. Happy Birthday!

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  16. NovaJuly 10, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    Have a look:

    http://casa-nova-tenerife.blogspot.com/2011/07/ihr-seit-super.html

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  17. NovaJuly 10, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    WOW....so now I am able to marry Duffy Duck????

    *laughing*...what a crazy world!!!

    I saw Patrinas comment....so it was or is your birthday??

    Happy Birthday to you *sing* and al the best for the next years.

    Beautiful day, greatings und hugs

    Petra

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