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Yes, my peeps, a gentleman by the name of Scott Crown will be married today. The blushing bride is a duck---an inhabitant of the the poop-filled waters of the town lake that is known as "the duck pond".
Undoubtedly, the ceremony will be officiated by a quack preacher.
While New York and other states pass laws legalizing homosexual marriage, Tennessee blazes the trail legalizing marital unions between man and beast. Is this a great Kauntry, or what?