Saturday, April 16, 2011

Nine Words Women Use.......

9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing".)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome".  (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying you are irrelevant.


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

23 comments:

  1. "Funny" you listed "humor" as one of your labels. My suggestion is to substitute the word "men" for "women" and you will also have exactly the nine things men say! :~D

    Right, girls?

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  2. Oh my gosh, you know how I HATE that word!

    I gotta get outta here!

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  3. I haven;t got anyone to utter those words to but I can think them all the same,

    Yvonne,

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  4. this is pure poetry! love love love it!

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  5. Cindy does have a point Clint. If I ask my husband to clean up the courtyard, he says, "In a minute." A week later... "give me 5 minutes..." which leads to #6. Hahahaha

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  6. Sure! That's one of my favorites to use. It's a combination of "go ahead, with a loud sigh, and that's okay." What I love is that if I was right in the first place, Mike is man enough to come tell me and I never, ever say "I told you so." It just wouldn't be right. (tee hee)

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  7. The other gals have this covered. I'll just say hi and get the heck out of here. Have a great day. Blessings...Mary

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  8. HA! i should make a list of things men say or do, like what's with using king-sized amounts of everything? 3 paper towels to dry your hands, enough toothpaste to cover 4 toothbrushes, a bag of potato chips each sitting?

    i got so fed up the other day when i watched john act is if he were trying to break a world record with the most toothpaste on one toothbrush (surely to p*ss me off, bc i've asked him before to use human-sized amounts of our expensive products), and i yelled at him. he then told me to go play bingo down the street with the other hags. (mind you, he was just telling me the day before we should both go play, and how much fun it is.) i wanted to reply with something like if there are other women there b*tching about their gluttonous annoying hubbies, count me in! but i didn't say a word... the silent treatment is much more effective, at least in my house.=)

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  9. Hey Clint, you are apparently a woman's understanding. Have a nice weekend.
    Greetings Sabine

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  10. Women, or men. It is all the same, we should say this is what people say. I love the humor.

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  11. My husband and I agree that ... yes everything you said is true! lol. A lot of our conversations are like this at times. Thanks for the funny :)

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  12. This so fits men too. Another favorite of my husbands: "I don't want to discuss that right now." I guess that should warrant a: "Whatever!" from me.

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  13. hahaha that was soooo funny and your SOOOOO RIGHT!

    hahahahaha
    Thanks
    Leontien

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  14. Obey those and you have aced Women 101.

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  15. Haha... I loved this, Clint! Sounds like you have it all figured out. :)I knew you were a smart man.

    Patrina <")>><

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  16. Oh yes....women and men are talking different languages. *laugh*

    Have a beautiful sunday
    greetings
    Petra

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  17. This is too funny and too true, it will get published in some magazine or newspaper and you will read it someday.

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  18. All these words are NOT coming out of a woman's mouth!!

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