His and Her Dreams.......

Cindy's Dream (last night at 3:00 AM).......

She dreamed last night that her mother died.  She went to the funeral but felt very embarrassed that she had nothing to wear that was suitable---only old shorts and a T-Shirt.  Everyone else was suited out in sartorial splendor.

She quickly went to her mother's home and found some suitable clothes for the funeral.  When she arrived at the church, she was escorted to the front of the church by an usher.  When she gazed at the contents of the casket, she realized the body was not that of her mother!

She told the usher that the body was not that of her mother, and the usher turned to a man standing next to him and said "Then, it must be your mother who died!"

My Dream (last night at 4:00 AM).......

I was part of a group of people who was going to eat dinner.  The establishment was part print shop and part fine restaurant.  There was also a swimming pool present near the dining area. 

While we were sitting at the table, waiting for dinner to be served, I decided to go swimming.  Somehow, I lost my clothing while in the water and could not recover it.  I was now naked.  All I could do at that point was take a small pillow and cover myself up with it as I got out of the pool. 

Naked as a jaybird, I sat in a corner and waited for Cindy to return from a church event.  I knew when she came to the restaurant following church, she would see me sitting there nude and go get me something to wear.

Meanwhile, there were many people walking by me and staring as they went inside the print shop/restaurant.  Finally, a woman who was a hostess in the restaurant, brought me some shorts and a matching shirt to wear.  I got up, and walked naked to the men's room to put on my clothes.

Common themes: 

---Insufficient clothing remedied by changing into something suitable

---Church involvement

---Lack of control

Two Things.......

Ponder this.......

I.

** Pythagorean theorem: .................................................... 24 words.


** Lord's prayer:.....................................................................66 words.

** Archimedes' Principle: ................................................... 67 words.


** 10 Commandments: ...................................................... 179 words.


** Gettysburg address: ...................................................... 286 words.


** Declaration of Independence : ....................................1,300 words.


** US Constitution with all 27 Amendments : ................... 7,818 words

** US Government regulations on sale of cabbage: ....... 26,911 words.

And this.......

II.

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine which I quote:

"If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.


"The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period.


“That means you are about 25 percent more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington.

Suddenly I am Very Tired Of.......

This is a different kind of post from my usual offering.  My wife uttered the statement, "Suddenly I'm very tired of______" this morning, and it registered deep within me.  I started thinking of the things in contemporary society that have become irksome at best and loathsome at worst to me.  This is not designed to offend anyone, but I know that it will offend everyone.  So be it.  But, not to worry---in the near future I will be offering a list of those things for which I am thankful.  Enjoy.

These are in no particular order:

Madam Speaker

---Politicians

---The phrase "At the end of the day...."

Please Sue Someone So We Can Make Some Big Money

---TV commercials by law firms encouraging people to sue

Darn!  Joe's Got Low T Again...

---Drug companies advertising drugs for non-existent or dubious conditions

There's Definitely No Fool Like An Old Fool

---Andy Griffith's TV ad for Obamacare.

Have I Told You Lately How Much I Love Me?

---Jerry Jones and his pathetic Dallas Cowboys

---The term "Going Green" and the phony "Global Warming" non-issue

Gloria Consoles One Of Tiger's Mistresses

---Lawyers

A banker is a Guy Who'll Loan You an Umbrella When The Sun Is Shining, But Wants it Back When it Begins to Rain

---Bankers

EVERYTHING is Your Fault, George---EVERYTHING

---The democrat excuse for everything---"It's George Bush's fault"
---More US government spending and debt

Same to You, Fella

---Drivers who speed, cut in and out of traffic, run stop signs, and who are generally rude behind the wheel

---Airports and airlines

---Atheists

Li'l Wayne's Latest Mug Shot---and PS---Your "Music" Stinks

---Rappers

---Obama's trip to India, costing US taxpayers $200 million per day

I Can Only Imagine The Topic of Discussion

---Hugo Chavez

First Taste of Moonshine?

---Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
---The Iranian Government

Creepy Kim

---The North Korean Government

---The Chinese Government

---The US Government

I'm Not a Big Fan of War

---War

This Picture Says it All

 ---Oil Companies

DUH!!!!

---The issue of "Gun Control"

Whatever it is, Paris....WE DON'T CARE

---Paris Hilton

My Name is O'Reilly, and I Have the World's Largest Ego

---Bill O'Reilly

It's A Bird!  It's A Plane!

---Barack Obama

Let's See---Has Anyone Seen My Other Personalities Lately?

---Mel Gibson

The Photographic Image of Spooky

---George Soros

Lindsay's Death Wish

---Lindsay Lohan